Satire on Cross Country
Do you want to run in a straight line for 20+ minutes? Do you like it when you are ankle deep in mud and trying to go up a 60 degree incline while you have a stomach cramp? Well if that sounds like your cup of tea, then cross country is the sport for you. At cross country you can enjoy a wide variety of different activities including running mileage, running a workout, running a race, running a warmup, and running a cooldown. Such variety. You get to run just for the sake of running. You aren't running after a ball or a net; you are just running forward until you hit a certain distance. An activity that is punishment for other sports; HOW GREAT!?!? You will run workouts that feel like they never end. From full laps around the course to full out sprinting for 200 meters, there are many easy ways to discover pain in cross country workouts. During races you will enjoy all of the delights of parents screaming at you to go faster while you just want...